Avoiding the Inevitable

 

There is no grace in growing old.

The only dodge to avoid 

the inevitability of aging,

is to die,

young.

 

Self-Interest

Beware the

self-interest

of kings.

Bloodlust

Success buys forbearance, but
forbearance craves blood!

Place head here

Beware the salesperson who describes
the hangman's noose as offering
"great after sales support".

Chill and Shrill

If you venture out 

in a suit cut only

from bells and whistles

you will be both 

cold and conspicuous.

Stop Hitting Yourself

Unreasonable behaviour 

is by definition 

immune to reason.

(Appeals to logic and a search for explanation

simply founder in the mire of deep emotion, or 

stubbornness, rewarded by resentment and 
concealing a self-defeating fear of loss.)

Taking offence

You will never lack 

for opportunity 

to take offence, 

if you are so inclined.